Jenn needs...

I was blogstalking (a new skill I have been perfecting as of late) and found a hilarious (I thought so anyways) thing to do for a post. Google "[your name] needs" and write appropriate responses! Here we go:

1. Jenn needs to switch to decaf
2. Jenn needs a hot rod ... and a good insurance policy
3. Jenn needs a drink bad!
4. Jenn needs to grow up and deal
5. Jenn needs attention
6. Jenn needs to post office hours
7. Jenn needs someone to love her as much as she loves them
8. Jenn needs to get past her handcuff thing
9. Jenn needs to get her groove back
10. Jenn needs to do some snooping since she obviously knows something is up
11. Jenn needs to work
12. Jenn needs lovin'
13. Jenn needs to have a session or two with my therapist
14. Jenn needs a healthy dose of sweet, magical caffeine
15. Jenn needs a mentor
16. Jenn needs to stay on top b/c when her popularity goes so will her "demand"
17. Jenn needs to do less posting around here
18. Jenn needs sleep
19. Jenn needs to be alone for a while so she can grow up some
20. Jenn needs a new pair of shoes
21. Jenn needs an attitude adjustment
22. Jenn needs friends!
23. Jenn needs to DIE from stupidity
24. Jenn needs to know about each placement that is made so that the record can be accurate
25. Jenn needs money for a trial